Colm Meaney is half-man, half-oatmeal. Seriously, just look at him.

Best season finale of any show since Venture Brothers' "Operation P.R.O.M.M."

I'm not going to wade through all the responses, but I DOUBT this has been brought up. This is the first time I've revealed this out loud, though I've thought it for some time:

You can add "for some reason" to the end of any Simpson's premise from the last 15 years.

Now THAT I would watch.

It just calls attention to how OLD the show is; that when Smithers' sexuality was introduced, it WAS a big deal that had to be addressed through innuendo. Now it gets an eye roll and a "so fucking what?" From viewers.

Nooooo! Not Dr. Hook!

As someone who works weekend nights (and as such I'm always up all night during the week with nothing to do) I was quite grateful to discover MeTV's late night programming blocks. I was surprised neither of Alfred Hitchcock's shows got mentioned in the article, even if they were more Mystery than Horror.

Did I just read something positive about the Walking Dead on the internet? My god…

Oh no, the show was pretty fucking with weird. With Lou Albano as Mario?

There didn't need to be anything else in that post. Just that someone voluntarily watched Corky Romano.

Yeah, something where they're talking about the government and someone says "wait, aren't WE the government?" "Yeah, I was never 100% clear on that either."

"I know it's a small role, but couldn't we do better?"

"It's a 26th Century thing. You wouldn't understand."

My favorite X-Files lampshade was when the psychic guy who can see people's deaths looks at Mulder's ID, rolls his eyes and says: "I'm I supposed to believe that's your real name?"

I saw it all over. Guess our FB friends run in different circles.

I refuse to be subjected to such wanton dickery. I shall board the dick ship and return to dick planet. God DAY gentlemen.

There is likely no topic more studied than child-rearing and the consensus is overwhelming: don't hit your fucking kids.

Watching this show was like watching your best friend get addicted to heroin. You still love them, but you're disgusted at what they're doing to themselves, and after awhile, you just can't watch them do it anymore for your own sanity.

There's going to be a Metroid movie and it's going to be god-awful. Just let it happen. Struggling only makes it worse.