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Matt Keasler
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When this article came up on my newsfeed on FB I was listening to "Danger Zone," and I swear to god I'm not making that up.

Is your neighbor's mom single?

And at what cost?

You can't make me.

Upvoted for Jerry Van Dyke being alive.

This article dodges the obvious question everyone wants to know: is Jerry Van Dyke still alive?

Don't diss on "The Boz."

If this were Dungeons & Dragons, my Luck would be a solid 16. I would probably live at least a year or two through sheer chance.

Me and a friend used to have a pretty intense rivalry in boxing games, and only once in the dozens of matches we fought did the player fighting from the right side of the screen win (Jack Dempsey defeated Joe Frazier from the right in a brutal 15 round fight featuring 15 total knockdowns between the two fighters). We

Not this again. I still have bad mammaries from the last time.

Everyone knows you have to jar your farts to preserve the flavor.

What I have learned from comments sections attached to this story is that a bag is a derogatory term for a woman and Kanye West has a wife who, by and large, people do not care for.

"No one takes my wife's mouth but me!"

There was Iggy Pop on Deep Space 9. That's the ones always think of when I think about Star Trek guest appearances.

It was just carbonated Ecto-Cooler. They couldn't fool me.

Tyler Perry's "The Singles" on TBS

Al Jourgensen was in a band called Slayer before he started Ministry.

This is… Quite complete. Several times I'd read a point and examples and think "yeah, but he's leaving out x" and then held bring up x in the next paragraph. I have nothing to add.

I really don't think Adult Swim gets nearly enough credit for support and willingness to take risks for artists. Generally it's all over once you've fucked it up at UPN like Home Movies did, but a show like this gets picked up by Adult Swim and they give the series a chance to spread its wings. Yeah, sometimes there

Between J.K. Simmons and Ernie Hudson, it was pretty impossible for me not to watch that show.