I took that show seriously longer than most people but that's the one that finally got me going "what the FUCK am I watching?"

"Kramer vs. Kramer, that was about a custody battle too, wasn't it? But it was missing something… what was it? Oh yeah, ARM WRESTLING."

It might not even be that the jokes are so bad (although, to be sure, they can float some real stinkers), it's that SNL is so notorious for pushing so many badly paced sketches through. It's live TV, I imagine they're cutting things all the time, so how exactly does a sketch make it to air that takes 3 minutes just…

I pretty much had had enough after Morrissey shut down "This Charming Charlie."

His name tag said manager.

C'mon. Act like you've been there before.

Everyone who didn't like The Walking Dead premiere: WE KNOW.

Yeah, I remember saying at first "Huh… That's a lot of people in the courtroom gallery for some 19 year old 'youthful indiscretions,'" then the video played and I went "ooooooohhhhhhh…"

Jesse Spano hasn't aged a damn day…

Until Hannibal Burress tells a joke about it on the radio, at least.

Yeah, that was kind of my reaction. It's so depressingly common that when I read the article I pretty much just shook my head in disappointment rather than become consumed with outrage, as is probably the more appropriate response.

Oh Brian…

I liked Machine of Death, though at times some of the stories had the feeling of being written by talented teenagers rather than professional working authors. I'll probably pick up the new one if it's supposed to be better.

The duet he does with Danny Carrey on "Divorced" is pretty rad. You'd think, as an uninitiated, that there would be a huge talent gulf, but it quickly becomes apparent that there isn't.

I know Gabe's has a different guy booking shows these days than they had for a million years, so it's a far different scene. Not quite sure how different, as my own concert going days are a number of days behind me.

I similarly in 4th grade had my parents called in for a meeting with the principal and my teacher about my "gang graffiti," as they called it, which was me doodling an insignia from some fantasy book I was reading at the time in my own notebook.

It's time to put them to an endometrium.

It's a problem ESPN has been dealing with for decades, being expected to objectively cover their primary business partner. Not shocking that trying to make an entertaining scripted show About them didn't work out either.

That strangely weirds me out, that Golden Corral is a different resteraunt than I remember and I had no idea. Maybe I'm not so different from those people after all.

Golden Corral has a buffet option. There is absolutely a menu though. Or at least there was 15 years which is the last time I was in one.