But what if the world ends on a Friday?

Forgiveness is one of humanity's most divine traits. Vengeance is one of its most ugly. I don't know if Marky Mark deserves to be forgiven, but I know that there are people who have forgiven me for things I did not deserve to be forgiven for, at the time. I don't have the power to grant Marky Mark absolution, but I…

Some conspiracy theorists posit that we already live in such a world.

Wait, did I just read an article about an article that summarized other articles?

You should write for Cracked with those powers of observation!

I don't know if I can remember. Santa Claus vs. The Devil, maybe?

Didn't a super-young Marc Maron host one of those terrible clip shows?

Every time I see "Kaley Cuoco" written I see it as "Kaley Cloaca"

You know we're just going to have to go through this all over again when the new Flash Gordon remake comes out.

Upvotes all around, fellas.

If it weren't for this, I would have never remembered the early 2000's website "The Stinkymeat Project," googled it, and found out that it still exists, in more or less the same form that it has existed in since 2001, with a .net suffix and everything. Good day. Good day.

Groot is the new Eric Draven in terms of costume of choice for guys trying to fuck your girlfriend.

Both Hipster and "millennial" have evolved to mean anything the speaker doesn't like.

A huge part of my childhood. To give a sense of the timeframe involved, my all time favorite wrestler was Kemala, and my brother's was Earthquake.

I can't figure out which one you're trying to insult.

See, that's the big difference between the Joel and Mike eras to me. I didn't think the riff portions saw any drop-off at all with the transition, but the skits definitely did. The Mike skits were okay for awhile before becoming completely unwatchable in those late-nineties episodes. But the movie commentary was…

Maybe it's a thing where they call them something else in the northeast and people don't realize that they're basically the same thing (see the poutine/disco fries confusion)

I'm asking this without any agenda, I genuinely don't know the reason why this is and I'd like to find out:

"I've never shot fish in a barrel, but I'd imagine it would get boring after awhile."

Canada's greatest denim-clad hero.