Not even being aware of the origin of the song aside, I also didn't understand the "you'd be hard pressed to find someone who doesn't like Nirvana" comment. We're a solid 5 years or more into it being incredibly trendy to trash Nirvana.

Brought down the house when they played it in St. Louis in 2003!

Much better than Gene Simmons'. Henry Rollins is not a piece of shit; just kind of a dumbass sometimes. We've all been there.

Yes, I know it's technically correct, but Aerith just makes it sound like you're lithping. To hell with using "Aerith"

I think the only intentional difficulty I ever added was one time only putting one member in each party for Kefka's tower which was more annoying than anything else, as that play through I only had one safety bit and didn't think to use shadow and relm with their momento rings, so I had to constantly keep swapping the…

An article about meaningful deaths in ffvi and no mention of the original "No! There's totally a way to save them/bring them back! You just have to *long list of repetitive tasks*" before the Aeris thing took over the internet. General Leo, of course

I actually like it better knowing someone went to even a small amount of trouble to make a Lou Bega reference.

The baby, the immigrant, and the guy on mushrooms!

I don't see this as being a problem endemic to concerts. Festivals, yeah, but festivals have always had this sort of thing going on. The idea that concerts have gotten more dangerous over the last 10 years seems… Very odd to me. Certainly counter to my experience.

I know that your mother is a martyr
I heard she's got connections with the mob.
If you wanna learn the fight you gotta drink up all the light.
And I hate cough syrup, don't you?

I want one.

A few years ago me and a friend were running some experiments on hotornot.com, seeing how changes to the photo could manipulate a persons score, and saw a full five-point difference between a selfie taken in a poorly lit room while drunk and wearing regular clothes and a professionally taken photo of the same person…

Oh man, that works on so many levels. Like, 2 of them! TWO levels!

This is less sexy than the UHF porn parody from the other day.

I'm kind of surprised the internet hasn't done this yet.

It's porn, bro, it's supposed to do that. It's why they make it.

Loose numbers sink humpers.

Just episodes of television. You know, any of them.

My mistake; Onstad was quoting Neil Gaiman. Apologies.

I recall Chris Onstad having an opinion that I thought was completely reasonable regarding artists and their output where he specifically used the phrase "George R. R. Martin is not your bitch."