At least 24 people so far, apparently.

Probly some chick.

I'm happy for you that you live in an area where there are cheap, healthy options. It is not the norm.

The National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes feels your pain.

It's not the amounts. It's that the cheapest food available in the US is invariably unhealthy for you. Add to that how little you'd really feel like exercising after working two jobs and it's no wonder the poor are in bad health.

There is a correct answer to this question, and it is GWAR.

Meh. The Star Trek one was better.

I'm kind of shocked this one wasn't done before any others.

Cannot stress this enough: FUCK. YES.

Happy? Happy in Paraguay.

I'd rather be a matchstick than a lighter

Hey Apple: fuck you!

Danny McBride.

Totally uncalled-for slam out of nowhere on Sling Blade. Geez.

I only listen to DOUBLE music!

I am not a journalist, but it seems a good idea to me to watch a movie that you're going to reference multiple times in an article. Am I being an asshole here?

ALL THOSE AIDS

One of the few things I remember from that show was that Ferg's cat was named William F. Buckley, which I didn't understand at the time, but now gives me a chuckle to this day.

Morrissey, you are the world's most tedious human being.

Is he counting copies people taped off of Cinemax? If so, I have a copy for him. It also has… other stuff.