Well, that’s it - all of my concerns about the future are settled, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE. Bravo, young man!

This is so fucking stupid and I love it. The asininity of youth has finally won me over.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

“That bitch a boy” — Frank Clark, realizing he’d been swindled by yet another mail order puppy delivery service

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

I noticed that shit too.

WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS?

The most graphic part was her little tongue thing at :31. That ALWAYS means they’ll let you fuck them.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Bruce Arians has balls of steel. After the questionable throws Palmer made in that game, having him do an off-hand shovel pass. Jesus.

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Hard to say for sure, but I thought it was 5 on 1 and 2 on the other.

Oh, from the headline, I thought that he’d legally adopted Avril and paid his tuition at an exclusive Christian high school.

So Beckham balked at Ball, who was brandishing a baseball bat for Bene Benwikere? And Brad beckoned Beckham to back up from Ball’s bat?

The only way to support the Vikings is to expect them to fail. That way they can’t disappoint you! It’s like watching a puppy walk up stairs, if he makes it yay! If he falls down is not surprising!