Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

I’m surprised Browner’s comments weren’t flagged.

This is and will forever be my favorite sideline reporter fuck up.

cunt

This might be one of the most disappointing videos I’ve ever seen. I kept waiting for the bear to attack him. Bite him, maul him, whatever, just do what bears do and let this jackanape know that splashing water in their face is a bad idea.

Twelve men in huddle followed by the worst interception possibly in the history of football. I've never cried over a football game but nearly did after that interception.

Nah, what’s gonna happen is, they’ll beat the Packers, lose a close one to Atlanta (probably by an officiating error so it doesn’t really feel like a loss), scrap out a win against Seattle and Arizona to really make you think they’re legit this year and by god it’s actually gonna happen, finish out the season resting…

They’re doing the best they ever did, they’re doing the best they can.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

I really hate it when bad things happen to good people. What did I do to deserve this happen to my fantasy team?

“Hopefully, they didn’t miss the comeback.”

The Bible.

(or maybe just a passionate facebook discussion of this article with some of your candy-corn-hating minions)

Here's the thing: candy corn tastes good.

Actually, it's good. Happy Halloween everybody.

1. Sour Patch Kids

Scrolled down, saw the hate for delicious candy corn and didn't need to read the rest.

I mean, you're wrong. But hey, more candy corn for me!