Dammit! That's cheating!

@FriarNurgle: Hide it in a shampoo bottle?

Heh heh heh. It's funny because it's true.

They should use the lead image as a STD PSA. "This is what your nuts could look like after a wild night in Vegas. Wrap your shit up!"

@heffay1111: Yes.

BAMF.

Because I love you Giz!!

@thirdchild: Start with this:

These things are bloody evil! Friend of mine keeps one as a pet too, and it was damn near a foot long. Seriously, this thing watches me from the tank when I'm at his house. Can't sleep there because of it.

@ryber: Seriously! What the hell is up with that?!?

Drunk people in space is the worst idea ever! Get a few of these astrostouts in you aboard the ISS and before you know it, you're being sucked out into the vacuum of space because you thought it'd be an awesome idea try and roll the window down.

If the clip was going 96 MPH, the lawnmower had to have been hauling ass!

Meh. I say ditch the mini screen in favor of more main screen real estate. Judging from the image, I imagine that it would just be redundant information anyways.

They wanted to use Balmer's head, but the weird shape of it was too easy to spot.

This is guaranteed to lose to you some friends.

@Time Pilot AKA: So why the Hmm?? What point is your Hmm trying to make? Are you inferring that the Galaxy phones are awesome because there's a lot of them on the list? Oh! Oh! I know! You're trying to stir up a conspiracy theory shit-storm by suggesting the Gizmodo staff was paid to promote the Samsung line. Is…

@RickAKATed10: I agree. HTC doesn't suck at UI's.

Why does Motorola always have to screw everything up? Here, you have the sexiest piece of hardware in the history of tech (that's my opinion, don't argue with me), yet they gimp it with horrible software. Had this thing shipped with a virgin Android OS, I would have been waiting in line at the Verizon store. …

@DirtyDogg: Probably. With the security system he'll probably have on this place, he'll know when you pull off the 280.

What's up with the infatuation with Steve Jobs as of late? His liver, license plates, and now this?