Second shooter? Try a Twelfth shooter. 

Pretty sure he’s this guy:

Why do people want to see this? Am I mistaken, or is Lesnar a way worse fighter than Cormier?

That poor rando is the only man who truly knows how Reince Priebus feels.

To be fair, the NFL is “a leader in the domestic violence space.”

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

Somewhere, Rex Ryan’s pants just got a little bit more snug. He smelled the air and looked up wistfully, wondering what exactly happened.

“College athletes shouldn’t be paid because they get a free education.”

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

He’s not the player the Cavs’ want...but he may be the one they knee’d.

Fast forward to 2017, and I no longer worry about our league not making it. The narrative now is about ESPN’s long-term partnership

Really enjoyed this, thanks Lyndsey!

That’s what you get for working on your fundamentals all day.

Easiest way to spot an evil ruler: he waves away suggestions that he’s committed a specific crime, or that a specific crime even happens in his country, while strongly endorsing the commission of that specific crime.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

*Seinfeld Voice*

Wow, this guy is nuts. He’s the worst warlord and second-worst MMA chief executive in the world right now.

Sports and militarism feed into each other.