peyton hasn’t put his balls in someone’s face like that in a while.

Without drinking primer first?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

ignore the flesh egg in the background and zoom in on them sweet pinstripes

White’s there to prove to bros everywhere that, if they really try and find a perfect niche, they can carve out a nice career making money off the brotastic lifestyle.

He better hope this doesn’t result in a court appearance. We all know how much trouble Mayweather has with sentences.

Look, they said they had juiced balls. I went to talk to them, but we ended up talking about Russian orphans. That’s it. I swear.

What is a visiting team, like Texas, throws a sure TD pass and a fan shoots it out of the air.........Huh?

But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

“What if C.S. Lewis Fell Down And Hit His Head on the Corner of the Coffee Table?”

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Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

This makes me uncomfortable.

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

I’m beginning to think that local morning shows would be a great way to live out all the fantasies I was never too good to actually, you know, do in real life.

Wait...Donald Trump is the president?

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

Call me a giant asshole for being a Bulls fan, but this was our best game all season.