While he’s taking a bow his editor may give him a stern talking to.

I feel like Barry started out with a nautical metaphor and couldn’t find a decent place to lay it to rest, to the point where eventually it became an albatross around his neck.

“Those are just numbers that you put in the paper that don’t mean anything.”

KD might want to wear a cup at their next practice.

“Why do we need Ambassadors. I mean they’re great guys, the best, but when I let everyone know about everything via Twitter using the best words, you know they’re tremendous words, what’s the need for them.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

I think all of these videos need to come with captions for those of us pretending to work.

He’s always had a soft spot for the bills.

Short and sweet is the way to go with retirement statements. For instance, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had the occasion to use “You can’t fire me — I quit!”

Good to see Steve Bannon is getting a chance to exert some influence on military policy.

First order of business: the commanders of all aircraft carrier battle groups will now have the title of HNIC.

Checks to see Trump’s cabinet appointments and rhetoric over the last two years....yep, that statement checks out.

Hopefully he can cut costs by 60%, or 3/5.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

I want you to have this conversation and I want to be on speaker phone.

Johnny 8Ball.

Johnny Anklebracelet

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My gut feeling (knowing about the reshoot rumours) walking out of that movie was that nearly all of the space battle stuff had been tacked on. The more I think about it, and see footage like this (where you can see Jyn running on the beach with the plans), the more I’m sold on that theory.