“He’s my seeing-eye bear. I have a doctor’s note right here:”

So we’re all going to pass over his mounted spud-gun howitzer?

This gives me my second opening today to relate my “raccoons are clever little bastards” story. I was on a Boy Scout camping trip years ago and we realized we forgot bungie cords to secure the lid of our cooler overnight. We decided instead to drag a picnic table on top of the cooler so the bench part was holding the…

“After we got home and pulled the twins out of the car; I drove it straight to a Dodge dealer and traded it in on a 2012 Charger SRT8.”

Other than the number of World Cups won, you can hardly tell them apart.

His laptop, which I would proceed to paint my name upon.

In the men’s case, it’s because the Ninja Turtles are cool and fun.

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

I love the clickbait bullshit - now that i got you here, let’s just bash a team for the fact that they’re men 

STI owner perspective: I drove both back when I was shopping (mid 2016- there were still a few leftover 2015 Evos at the time). I think it was the low rent interior and “buy here pay here” style dealerships that ultimately did the Evo in.

The Nationals triple A affiliate is actually the Fresno Grizzlies. I think Potomac is single or double. 

The same logic is applied to doctors during their internship - “Yes, they have to work abusively long shifts, and yes, they’re exhausted and sleep-deprived on the job and this might easily result in poor patient outcomes (including death), and yes, it’s a hellacious ordeal but I went through it and so everyone else…

I remember when his dad was active on the Fiero forum back in the day. Good dude, and he took great pride in that car. Last post I saw of his was talking about selling it off because he couldn’t enjoy it anymore and how it didn’t need to just sit.

Poor hostess, she was fired at the end of her shift...

Dieter Ruehle is AWESOME. (he’s also the LA Kings organist).

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

We can’t conclude the Keenan lovefest until his Charles Barkley is celebrated.

NHL: “We’d like to invite you out to an awards show where you’ve been nominated to win an award because of your brave stance on coming forward about your mental illness, addictive personality, and alcohol abuse.”

I’m glad we can take this moment to reinforce the truth that Keenan Thompson... is good.

Loveable? This just doesn’t make any sense. A loveable asshole is the type who’s clever and/or entertaining, i.e. Scott Hartnell. Perry is just plain dirty, and frankly, a genuine tool.