Gonna miss all these people that I don't really know, but I'll never forget your Halloween story about fighting Bert and Ernie.

Good info here, thanks for sharing some lessons from your own difficult journey. Best of luck moving forward. 

You normally have reasonable takes that I agree with for the most part. But this is just ridiculous, as you can clearly see by everyone else's responses.

That was my skull!

Fucking Gary.

Uber has eligibility requirements for their cars; one is that it must be 1o years old or less, so I’m not sure how this qualifies as it’s probably a 2007 or 2008.

19. Drunk guy falls in the aisle and spills beer on a young kid.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You’ve clearly never been to the hell-hole that is FedEx field, home of the Washington NFL team. Drew will get to it later, but everyone there is drunk and patriotic and will chop your head off if you complain about the team name. Plus they’re all decked out in Sonny Jurgenson and RG3 jerseys. Oh,…

This is the truth. My 05 Outback sedan has more ground clearance than my wife’s 09 Explorer.

Saaba the Hutt

No, Mel Gibson is a casino’s big lemon.

Do it. I gave up on football a couple years ago and it’s been fantastic. Of course, my team was the Redskins, so it was easy to do.

You’re spot on; I feel the same way. Now I’m gonna sound old for this, but what happened to having some shame for striking out 100 times in a season? Shit, there’s already 8 guys over 100 at the fucking All Star break. 

If it bleeds, we can kill it

Please give us your thoughts on the Oxford comma (and your thoughts better-damn-well agree with mine).

Fuck outta here, Melvin.

Wait a minute. Didn’t  you used to be on a show on 980? The same 980 that Doc Walker’s show is on? I don’t know anymore because after 26 years, I moved the fuck away from NoVA.

That entertained me all through eating my lunch at my desk. Well written sir.

Snake farm

I’m from the East and moved to the Colorado Springs region 6 years ago; this place is like Salt Lake City! Mormons everywhere, and they are fucking insane. It’s a cult and nobody can convince me otherwise.