Bravo Dave, great work as usual. 

+1 for Dipper and Mabel

My dad had a 74 pinto wagon in green. It was terribly embarrassing as a child, but now, it would be so so sweet to have.

I had almost forgotten that Teddy Long was a ref back in the day.

Same for me. The worst is how the hostess that walks you to your table is instructed to chit chat with you on the way to your table. It’s awkward cause you’re walking single file and it’s loud in there. I’ve had ONE hostess skip this step and I told her how much I appreciated that she skipped it.

Ass over teakettle is such a great phrase. Now ungray me please.

This is a goddamn masterpiece and needs every star.

Changes in elevation mess with this too. I live at 7000 feet (CO) and work below 6000 and routinely go up to 9500 or below 5000. 

S&R is included in a Colorado fishing license, so it’s worth getting one even if you don’t fish. So many boneheads get stuck on the mountains out here.

Criminally underrated work here. Also, portmanteau is a legit great word.

TIL Lauren is a trans woman.

It’s almost as though there are multiple points of view on a topic. Huh. Who would have thought?

Crosby had one more point than me and you in the first round this  year.

Peter Angelos is underrated as an all around shitty owner, specifically for letting Jon Miller leave and go be the voice of the Giants. 

This is why I come all the way down into the comments. Thank you sir.

We can always count on the Deadspin commentariat to find the right words for the way we’re feeling. Spot on (from down here in the grays).

Behold the EZ30D, 3.0 litre flat six. 250hp and 297 torque. No head gasket issues either.

Looks like Mud King tires were made by BF Goodrich at one point, but no longer. Would love to see the manufactured date of these. Probably years old.

Best sport to watch, but Christ, having the Stanley Cup Finals on fucking Versus? Way to go Bettman.