These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a scholarship somewhere down the road.

I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

“revealed no further neurological damage.”

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

Bush evaded those shoes because he is fairly athletic old guy who’s got reflexes like a cat.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

This is...    way too much information.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

Brb making Kinja burner accounts so I can star this more

God damn! You got me! I didn’t. I didn’t win a stanley cup, chief. Did you?

How about this instead . . .

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

Shut the fuck up. People like you are the reason no one likes us. Wanting it more (™) means shit. The officiating was bad from the first whistle at the start of the playoffs for every team. Don’t start with this “boo hoo the refs lost it for us, they are against us”. Maybe look at our team first. Did you miss things…

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

There’s no asterisks on championships. If the Raptors win, they win.

Definitely looks like the catcher was crossed up, as in he was expecting something with a wrinkle and meat brought the cheese to announce his presence with authority.

Shot to the heart! And Turner’s too late. McCann gives catchers a bad name!