but, but, +9HP!

There’s nothing in hockey less frightening than “President’s Trophy winners”. All it does is get your opponents that much more excited to punch you in the mouth.

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

idly wondering if players’ wives also stop shaving during the Stanley Cup playoffs

I usually wait until others have commented on it and I thank all of you have watched it so I can safely say, “No thanks, I’m good.”

What can I tell you? When it comes to the Pittsburgh Steelers, I am suspect of all motives.

Well, one thing’s for sure...I guess we’re not part of the Jeep club.

Wow, this thing is horribly ugly. The people who bought this have no taste. A month from delivery there will probably be a recall anyway. This is just hot garbage.

You’re right. John Waters, Barry Levinson, Tom Clancy, Frank Zappa, DMX, Billie Holliday, Upton Sinclair, H.L. Mencken, Mike Rowe, DAVID FUCKING HASSELHOFF, Philip Glass, Babe Ruth...

The Wire is one of the best shows ever made IMHO, but I get that not everyone will ever be on board with it. I’ve watched Breaking Bad & The Wire twice all the way through at some point over the past few years...but gave up on Sopranos, so there’s that.

Go fuck yourself. 

I was with you until you trash talked, “The Wire.” I’ll chalk that up to a failed attempt at sarcasm.

Forget the Sacramento bench. Jesus, check out the Cleveland bench in the first clip.

Does Tracy’s planned Moab run in that rust bucket he calls a Jeep have anything to do with this decision to leave?

The Disciple or no HOF.

Ronda Rousey’s “intense scary face” is the most ridiculous thing in entertainment.  She looks like me struggling to do my own taxes.

The playoff format is nowhere near the issue the playoff commentary from Pierre and Millbury is.

When it comes to field-level crowd control at major events, there’s no security better than 66 y/o paraplegics

If there is any group of workers that should never have a union, it's armed government enforcers.

You’re right, in my America they would just execute the black man.