“Did he say yutes?”

Well this is awkward. I’m wearing the same thing to work today.

Commenters will always get a star for a WKRP reference. Two stars if Loni Anderson is involved or if your reference starts with “As God is my witness....”

Perfect for an NA EJ swap out of a 90s Legacy or Impreza (EJ25 or what I’d actually do is EJ22 since those didn’t suffer head gasket issues etc).

Nats fan here. First, I honestly don’t blame Bryce one bit for signing with the Phillies. Their offer was objectively better, and if I was in his shoes I’d do the exact same thing. Anyone who’s is truly upset by that is a lunatic.

That’s a good onion ranking right there, Drew.

$10k. For a thirty year-old Chrysler.

People are so fucking high.

You can tell he clearly knows he didn’t get all of it. And flips the bat out of frustration. This is a terrible post. 

*Reads headline. Immediately starts scrolling to vote “CP”. Pauses for just a moment to notice the 3 pedals and stick. Shakes it off, scrolls and clicks CP.

That guy’s an asshole.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

If the baseball gods were just this would be Angel Hernandez every single day. I don’t know who would go to his house in the off season to bean his frank and beans but it should happen. 

It’s this sort of thing that makes me reconsider the notion that the world needs to be purged by fire. I still think it should, but stuff like this gives me momentary pause.

Giving Sammy a run for his money...

The Democratic Nomination? Bernie should get it.

When I had a truck, people would ask to borrow it as well as my services too. Always got repaid with dinner and/or beer (and gas of course, anyone who borrows someone else’s car and return it without topping it off is a psychopath).

I’ve rented trucks from Home Depot without buying anything from them MANY times from several locations. On one occasion, I rented a truck from them and drove to the Lowe’s across the street to fill it up with lumber. Not sure why your experience was different, but it definitely isn't the norm. 

I read this five times. I still don't know what the hell he intended to convey.

I was a pledge for two days at a frat in a university in the south. Day two they put a paper bag over my head and threw me down some stairs. I got up and hit the first person I saw as hard as I could. I wasn’t allowed to pledge anymore after that.