“dying of not-thirst” is a classic line here. 

Light on in the other room, light off in the other room. Repeat.

Perhaps someone should axe him about it.

Isn’t that redundant? I always assume anyone that went to BC is an asshole.

Why isn’t everyone talking about those slides Drew bought from Amazon? HOOOOLLLLLYYYY SHIT those are bad. And we all know he’s gonna wear them with socks. Hopefully tall white tube socks with yellow and blue stripes around the top.

Fuck outta here with that bullshit.

Laverneous!

“Soul crushing commute” and NoVA goes hand in hand.

Moved to Colorado from the East; had no idea so many Mormons were here. It’s absurd. Drinking and cussing are near and dear to my heart, so it’s hard to talk with some of them sometimes.

Adding John Hirschbeck because I remember Roberto Alomar spitting in his face.

I was glad I had someone, but I was also strangely glad I NEEDED someone, if that makes sense. My wife makes me feel safe. My kids make me feel safe. I’m bigger than all of them but that doesn’t really matter. I need people, and so does everyone else

I “learned” to weld in 8th grade shop. It was awesome. I can’t say I know how to weld at the moment as I haven’t done it since (many moons ago). But I sorta kinda know how.

You would think there would be a reference to what DRS is in here somewhere, but nope, here we are. With me wondering WTF DRS means...

Not too likely Marchand would’ve pulled the same shit if Tom Wilson were on the ice/bench.

Daniel Murphy made you stop watching? What was his crime against humanity again?

But does he sit or stand? Feel like we need a refresher on all Giz site writers habits.

Roxborough Park in Douglas County, CO? I could see that place being a total shitshow for groups like that.

I live a few streets off a main drag called Leather Chaps Blvd. It gives me the giggles.

To illustrate your point about the Springs being RED; when driving south on I-25 and you enter El Paso county (which includes the Springs), you get a highway sign calling I-25 Ronald Reagan Highway.

Do you know what time Sean Connery arrives at Wimbledon?