matthurting
MattHurting
matthurting

This is strong, I like it. Also, all the roads you mention would be fun in this (former NoVA resident).

So 8 points a season equals $4.7M?!?!? Sign me the fuck up please.

Good story, but I may make a career change to forklift mechanic. It even sounds cool.

But he sold them all a bunch of Jell-o pudding pops

I love those big ass Lincolns. Would never own one, but I like them.

What are all the facts to which you’re referring?

Can you guys screenshot the tweets? I can’t be the only one reading this at work and my IT dept blocks all social media. So i can sorta read the words, but no pictures or anything else.

Nissan Sentra.

First, thanks for not calling him Mitchell. That MF is Mitch. Like when everyone calls it the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE. FFS, just call it the NFL.

I played roto baseball back in the day and was blown away when I found out that Bill Hall wasn’t a white dude. 

This is quality trolling right here. Well done. “The kids don’t earn a red cent” is probably the apex in this thread. Kinda goes downhill after that.

* 30 miles UP the road

Wait, you don’t wrap the potato in foil or set it on a pan or anything? Your oven must be a disaster. Or you clean it every other day.

I know the info needed to close the sunroof on my Subaru is in the manual. That stays in the car if/when I need it. Sure, I don’t remember how to do it without the manual, but that’s not the point.

Wait, she removes the manual from her car immediately? That is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. Call off the wedding ASAP.

Gonna end all my correspondences with that haiku from now on.

They wouldn’t know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.

Suppose Stevie hit a tree and die?

And they’re gonna miss first pairing d-man Nate Schmidt for the first 20 games for PED use.