You’re alive right? Hoping you didn’t die to bring us this information.

Whoever wrote this letter is a fucking idiot.

I never get tired of Caps blogs. C A P  S CAPS CAPS CAPS!

Heyman is a hack.

Gonna drop the little lady off at the choke and puke

The Rockies don’t get much press nationally, so it’s good to see it here.

Camshaft replacement at less than 7 years old; those were bad times.

You and Andrew’s friend and my friend Chris must have been the only ones with a Mitsubishi Precis. Those were just terrible cars.

Glad I’m not alone in my dislike for that guy.

I would also have accepted “Bro, Brah, or even Bruh” as an opener. Dude is always a good one though.

Found the PSU alum. Usually they’re easier to spot, with a username like “WERRRRRRPSUUUUUUUUUUU” or something equally stupid.

This guy is afraid to “get on it” in a POS K car with 200hp? FOH!

RMNB is exploding this year! Servers crashed after the Pens were vanquished and now some national love on Deadspin.

That’s nothing. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!

Rockin’ like Don Dokken!

In my mid 20's a bunch of us went to see Phish for New Year’s 2000 in Florida. It was a giant camping area with porta potties. We learned from the last event to bring an extra tent and call it the “poop tent”. It had a bucket with a toilet seat, liner bags, incense, and reading materials. Best. Idea. Ever.

“This hunk of ugly shit” is the most accurate description ever for this thing.

Billy Ray Valentine!

I read it as:

Am I right?