I’m here in the grays, but how did you leave out these assholes giving Brian Fucking Billick a Super Bowl win. That fucking guy, of all guys, he’s a total egomaniacal douche. He calls guys “slappy or slap nuts”.

It’s the white trash capital of the region. And the accent is awful to hear.

Ohio State fans are getting as bad as Michigan State and Penn State fans. Really, all y’all should just zip it for a while. You’re all supporting shitty ass programs that should be shut down for good.

Damn, good on you. I’m sure it was a bit uncomfortable for you to share so much personal details, but it was an enjoyable read. And it’s also good to step out of your comfort zone once in a while.

Starred for “hoosegow”; that’s an underrated, underused word right there.

How is this the only story with the “Fuck you Albert” tag? Seems like that tag should be used way more often...

*Joe Blacco

This right here could make me get back into watching professional wrestling. WWE does nothing for me right now.

Agree completely, though it’s not as “good” as the original, it is way more watchable for kids that watch the same movies 50829734809257348 times a day.

Am I the only one that noticed Harper’s headband is a tribute to the Caps? 3 Stars and 2 lines.

Can someone translate his license plate for me please?

Elitch Gardens is no shitty Six Flags. It’s shitty all on its own.

Wait, did HamNo actually do this? I know he’s a chode, but if true, this is taking it to a whole new level.

Sweet photo shoot at Garden of the Gods in Colorado Springs. 

Definitely, definitely Wapner. Yes.

Same and same

That looks like Dmitry Orlov (Caps defenseman) with Ovi and Kuzy there too. He’s also from Russia, (duh, Dmitry Orlov).

This is the correct take; St Louis is trash. Have a friend from there and he likes to say “You can’t spell Hustle without the STL”. It sums up the city perfectly.

Godspeed to you sir. Excellent work here, and I’m pleased to see Drew at #1.

It actually would make sense for Melo to head back to Denver. Maybe try and rebuild his image somewhat. Though nobody else on the Nuggets plays defense anyway, so why not another useless defender?