In Colorado, these things fetch a premium, so KBB doesn’t really apply here.

Me too. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

That’s enough out of you there, Sensitive Sally. How did you ever get out of the grays?

Hold the phone; “the Batman car” actually has a name. It’s the Batmobile. Jesus Christ Drew, pick it up.

Ryan Felton has been the lead on this entire fiasco. To me, it’s far and away his best work on this site.

Hell yes! This thing is ridiculous. Engineer: Fuck it, let’s put rockets on this thing and see what happens. Air Force: Sure, why not? Engineer: Sweet!

I live down here in the grays, but this thread is all that is good about Kinja. Bravo.

I cringe when I see “Baylor Mom” or some other such nonsense on people’s cars. Same for Michigan State and Penn State. Show some goddamn dignity. Nobody cares that you support those shitholes, and in fact, we think you’re shit because you do.

Playing workout tapes by Fonda?

Seriously, somebody needs to silence that mofo

This is exactly as I (white dude) understand it too. Puto is for bitches, and maybe a bit emasculating, but isn’t that what a bitch is too? And if you really wanted to call them a homo slur, you went with maricon, and if you brought that, it was ON.

...and don’t call me Shirley.

Username checks out

SP2T?

Nats fan here. And yes, See.You.Later is just a terrible call. But to make it your signature home run call? Terrible all around.

Good on you for writing about this. Even if just 1 person is like, “you know, maybe I should do this”, then it’s all worth it.

It’s almost as if you used to write for a Kinja like site...

Do you know what time Sean Connery arrives at Wimbledon?

That’s a great story, and backs up all we’ve heard about the man. I love that big dumb Russian.

Were you a bounty hunter looking for Red?