Nah, most Olympic sports are easy. Except for curling. That shit is impossible

you olds just can’t get with the times

You crafted the hell out of that story

Because you call it a mitt?

You shut your whore mouth !

Some one is either being sarcastic, or hasn’t ever worked on a car

I was with you until you said 75 and highway. Now I assume you’re whipped

Sounds like everything that could have gone wrong, did

Road assuage?

So this guy has made over 100 mil before 40? Yeah, poor him

Dude was always an unreal hitter... but the people wanted dingers..

Dude just ate a shitload of pork. Dat itis will get you every time

The Knicks did a while lotta something and they’re NOT a good team

Worst American “tradition”ever

Watch them not make the playoffs now

Oh fuck... can we get a dedicated team of children to go to every game he goes to and steal all his balls? Just swarming over him like locusts

Ketchup, mustard and red onions (Ny cooked red onions, not just raw red onions)

would it be possible for you not to be a cunt?

this sounds like something that would happen in the Hamptons

meh... this may be the least florida story i’ve heard