I drive a metallic orange Honda element. Judge away

i’d say he’s about .78 of 1.00 as bad as we think

DISTRONIC... like... Distracted?

haha the puppy dog quip, while adorable, was not meant to be a term of endearment. pretty sure he meant “lap dog”

You assume that the little shit stain they put at the back wasnt put there on purpose.

that was not light hearted banter....

i hate the cards, and i want to send this shit stain back into the greys

Kids. the original dream killers

you suck. RTFA

Some guy I knew took a dump in the living room of the apartment he got evicted from. Then he sprayed the place with vinegar. Then he complained when he got sued, and had the balls to ask for his deposit back. That dude was really fucking stupid

you let Prince die. as far as i’m concerned, MN is one big massive failure

I don’t understand... Was there’s pt cruiser on Neptune that needed to be crushed?

What does selling loosies have to do with blasting music out of 100 speakers in the middle of the night, fuck face?

so... we should stop policing quality of life issues because some cops suck? ok hippie

Don’t win anymore?

Yeah, they shipped him to many, he’s going to pass the savings to you

Yeah, because fuck quality of life, right?

no one says you have to live where you live in NYC. i didnt’ want to circle the block, so i moved further from the city where i can park my car and take the train in if i have to. people seem to feel like they’re owed a place in brooklyn when they move here

she’s the Anti-Alissa, which means i love her

Alissa is totes gonna kill you