Thank you

“Arcade"?

All of those are cool

Holy shit I didn’t even see that

“Not on my watch”

see what happens when you mix races? BOTH WILL BE DESTROYED

I can’t fit one under the sink... Might just get a nice wooden step and push it against the wall. If anyone asks, I’ll tell them I like to bend little people over the sink

I can’t fit one under the sink... Might just get a nice wooden step and push it against the wall. If anyone asks,…

OK fine, but what about the people who’s stuff I actually read?

I hate the thought of someone coming over and seeing that at the base of my toilet. I don’t need people getting a mental image of me perched on the bowl

I hate the thought of someone coming over and seeing that at the base of my toilet. I don’t need people getting a…

Batista is so lucky he had that glove on... Otherwise he was looking at a follow-up overhead left

Shit. If odor hadn’t had his glove on he might have crushed him with that second shot

White bread? Wtf is bread doing on the table. And onions? Wtf

Eats Camaros AND 32mpg

All the cruze ads are awful, but this one fills me with rage

I’ve been taking prilosec for most of my life... What’s the difference in what you’re switching to?

Also good that Rio is known to be conservative little town

he’s like 14 feet tall. like this kid here

unfortunately you guys got caught up in cosmic payback mets fans have been owed for the infamous Kazmir trade. i won’t even bring up Seaver or Nolan Ryan. besides right there i mean

wait, he didnt’ slap two dongs? i’m confused