matthewurso
Matthew Urso
matthewurso

**chinsstraps

Should have arrested the equipment manager for supplying the kid with an extra helmet

I won’t be happy till he’s got a chinstrap

I want to know why its so fugly

You really don’t want a bunch of spoiled kardashians raining down on you from the sky

As I was watching this last night, all I could think of was “deadspin"

And here I was thinking that West Virginia was the incest Capitol of the world

Man, these avalanche traps are getting more and more complex

I’m sure that’s a big consolation to him

I agree with the pirate. Stupid indeed. ARGH!

So, now the answer is always Fiat 124 Spider Prima Edizione Lusso?

oh, i thought you meant because guessing someone’s password isn’t actually hacking..

just wait till i put a great big wing on the trunk lid.. i’ll be the first person in history with a negative coefficient!

Michael Sam wants his shirt back

And fuck Twitter right in the center of its asshole

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i guess she never watched the origional Vacation

that right there is a man who’s never done manual labor in his life.

Not sure this guy gets it...