Missed opportunity there as you could’ve made a Patriots joke! But yeah, keep that “all Boston fans are racist” narrative going as it’s totally harmless and being unfairly stereotyped constantly doesn’t bother us at all.

You don’t know the half of it. Shitting on Boston is in Deadspin’s mission statement.

And what about your victims, you fucking asshole?!

And George W. went to Yale. Your point?

NBC actually tried! It’s as if ESPN signed the contract for the SkySports feed and told an intern who’s a Cavaliers fan to make some graphics and control the broadcast for something they knew nothing about. They put more effort into their bowling coverage!

Oh, there has never been a better place for a sinkhole to appear:

This needs more stars.

Obviously they haven’t read Fahrenheit 451.

Well it looks like I won’t be buying Codemasters’ F1 2018 this year as this would annoy the shit out of me.

Wow, that was harsh. Was it something I said?

I saw an SUV on Boylston the other day that had a Yankees sticker next to a Patriots sticker on the bumper. I immediately almost threw up in my mouth.

I know you’re not supposed to judge a book by it’s cover, but...

Don’t forget this story, Stassa. I think it’s the biggest one of the day:

We were the better team in 07 but played like shit. The Giants were the better team in 11 and we played less shitty but still shit. I respected the Giants then but it sucks to have lost both those games.

Yes, throw another Twitter tantrum for wanting a “better” deal on DACA (which you ended) and for not getting the US government to pay for your wall (which you said Mexico would pay for). Perfectly reasonable...

Never underestimate the persuasive power of the white mamba.

Nothing like a rag to spark a new beginning...

I spit out my 4th glass of whisky upon reading this. We are so fucked: