Fuck you.

Yeah, apparently I’m so fucking mad I can’t even embed a tweet correctly.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The only people who don’t like the Tax Cut Bill are the people that don’t understand it or the Obstructionist Democrats that know how really good it is and do not want the credit and success to go to the Republicans!</p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump…

Obviously they’re on board because it serves their self interests, which is ironic because their office is supposed to serve OUR interests! See how that’s funny?! Because it’s fucking backwards, right?!?! HAHAHAHA I SERIOUSLY CAN’T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE

We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me). They are all bad. Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!

And you know there’s a Trump 2016 decal on the other side of that rocket...

Was hoping to see this. Keep up the good work sir.

Well I know what game I’ll be playing over the coming weeks.....

That picture is literally making me sick.

So I just realized upon reading Kim Jong-Un’s response to Trump’s speech at the U.N. that the supreme leader of the DPRK actually makes more sense and seems far more intelligent than our supreme leader. I don’t know what to say anymore other than we’re all going to die.

Wait, they get to look at the cube and study it before the clock starts? So it’s like a record of who has the fastest hands?

Is he suggesting that we go to war with North Korea in a tweet? Color me shocked.

Yay, now we have a chance of making it to the finals so we can get smoked by the Warriors. God the NBA sucks.

Maybe JFK’s assassins were republicans?

The only thing that disappoints me about that sucker punch is that the guy didn’t hit him hard enough. 

I can’t even begin to imagine what’s been going through Hillary’s mind for the past 9 months. I’d be dead of alcohol poisoning if I was her.

Es tut mir lied. Ich spreche nur ein bisschen Deutsche. Das habe ich nicht bemerkt!

I bought this t-shirt for my next trip to Germany (1st trip post-election). I just might wear it everyday. I’m so depressed right now.