Vans are more practical for pretty much everything you just mentioned.

Mike Pence sucks.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

lol 

She’s shielding her eyes from the sight of some Russian oligarch’s mushroom dick.

Yes, please list the names of the scientists, their background, and who they work/consult for. 

Voting (and not voting) has consequences.

Hate the pats all you want but they did everything they could to keep Miami in the game. 

this offense will be a high-flying thrill-a-minute fun-fest until the Cowboys come to Foxboro and Belichick pitilessly disembowels it, like the K-Gun and Greatest Show on Turf and Sean McVay’s Marionette Show before it

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

Just...don’t. Good god, man--your dignity.

lol

+1

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

(music theory joke incoming) Too bad all the Jets’ harmonies of late are based around m2, M7, A4, and d5 dissonances. 

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Looks like he took Gruden’s career advice to heart!

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

why are you guys like this