“It is the responsibility of American citizens to inform themselves, vote, and engage in civil discourse at all levels: local, state, and national.”

The only thing preventing me from crying and screaming into my pillow every night is the laughs I get from Kinja comment sections after reading the news. Then again, reading the news is probably why I want to cry and scream into a pillow in the first place. So thank you for the Barf Bag and fuck reality is what I have…

Sad story all around. Makes me wonder how different our political climate would be if people could lose their right to vote if they had a low IQ. Maybe no one would have voted for Trump?

This makes me sick to my stomach. People’s lives are on the line and he’s just gonna threaten to pull the plug because he’s not “winning”?! I don’t know how much longer I can take this shit. (Takes another swig of Old Crow)

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That’s the face of pure evil. I despise McConnell more than Trump, and that’s saying a lot coming from me. Now excuse me while I get a new bottle of Old Crow.

Does anyone know if it’s going to take cartridges as well or if it’s digital only? I want to play Chrono Trigger on this thing!

How to I put this politely? You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

The day she was confirmed by the senate after her painful and, in my mind, automatically disqualifying confirmation hearing I changed my school computer’s password to “BetsyDeNO666" thinking it would make me feel better. Instead it made me want to drink before teaching my first class every morning being reminded of my…

It drives me to drink even more when I think that people who have to archive this shit for his “presidential” library. Nixon’s rotting asshole is more presidential than this fucking guy.

What do a call a liar who lies to protect a lying liar? No punchline, just asking a rhetorical question.

Why won’t Nintendo just bring F-Zero back already? The gameplay was challenging but rewarding, the sense of speed was unparalleled, the tracks, music and pilots were awesome; everything about it was awesome. Makes no sense to let a franchise that iconic just rot away into nothing.

I can’t take this shit anymore, wake me up when the world ends. And fuck every colluding GOP member with a thousand rusty mining drills.

I’ve been having the same feelings. It seems like too many people care too much about themselves and have forgotten how to be human and empathetic. We’re a capitalistic society where getting ahead is all that matters, our way is the right way and fuck everyone else. It’s spread like a virus and our failure to care…

I’ve never understood the point of having “Baby on board” suction signs on the windows of cars. Is someone going to prevent having an accident with someone else after reading the sign?

That can’t be Melania in Trump’s apartment. There isn’t enough gold.

That piano sounds like it wasn’t even tuned right before leaving the factory. Jesus that was bad.

You aren’t trying hard enough.

Granted I don’t give a shit about the Penguins but nonetheless am curious to know whether or not Crosby was forced to play. Regardless of the stakes it’s a horrible idea just to watch TV after having a concussion nevermind skating in a fucking NHL playoff game.