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Carton: “Ok, I will buy in for $200,000"

Ryen Russillo should send my man here a thank-you card.

Only slightly dumber than the hedge fund that gave him $2.6 million and pledged another 10. Sounds like they really did their homework.

Holy shit. Another reply from the grays in this article.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

I hope every time his new cellmate pokes him in the culo he says, “Stubhub!”

I’ll be waiting til he apologises to give my take

Seriously though, this is some real shit. Financial fraud?
He’s in deep doo-doo.
You need to work for a bank to not go to jail for that shit.

Looking at that picture, I tried to imagine them having sex and all I could come up with was this...

To be fair, nobody expected anybody in America (or Canada, for that matter) to pay attention to the CFL. Martin Shkreli has been the starting QB for the Argos for the last 2 seasons.

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

“No one that matters listens to you, Don Vito. The only thing you should write about is a ‘quick slant’ to the buffet.”

It’s tough to watch him recede like this. I really didn’t think he’d be one of these hair today, gone tomorrow guys. Figured you could plug him into any system and he could expose all sorts of coverage issues.

Too lazy to change his Facebook pic to the Spanish flag, I guess.

Genocide seems counterproductive here, no?

Ironically, Breitbart is blocked at my work because it isn’t on our whitelist.

The weapons/tools are “hands, fist, feet, teeth.”

Some advice to KP: If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.

To be fair, the fact that he’s the only known Josh Hamilton casualty is something of a miracle.

Real good look for the mom too. Ducking behind her child when the shit begins to fly. Kid crying seals the deal. Weak family, bad genes. They’ll be dead in the first big winter

That’s a sandwich.