He’s got oxy????!!!! Sign the man right now.

Racism? At an Indians game?

It’s an open records request, not a discovery dispute.

except this time....the glove FITS !

I mean, I still somersault off your parents’ bed.

“Nice to see him get from the beach here to the ballpark...”

“Coach, that ain’t the scent of a woman.”

Shouldn’t he be looking the other way?

Skip Bayless is already crafting this argument

Pfft. As a baseball purist, I find the Sacrifice Bunt Derby far more entertaining.

I still believe that Trump kept him around for two reasons and only two reasons. (1) so trump didn’t appear to be so fat; and (2) so Jared could personally pull back his gunt and cut his nuts off when the time was right for maximum humiliation. (Trump really wants to impress Jared’s wife.)

Should I be leaving a tip on take-out (pizza, Chinese food)? Part of me thinks that I’m the one choosing to do the traveling here, so no. But I’ve also heard that part of the tips are shared with the rest of the staff.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

I see your point about Dr K, but Dr R is pronounced “durrrrrrr.”

Also worth pointing out that, at no point, did she take a picture of video of the Braves fans doing the Tomahawk Chant.

(Clyde Frazier pops up out of nowhere)

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

Fast forward a year: “..Acquaintances who knew Frye said they never thought he’d be capable of something like this...”  

+1 fumbled butt

Both Ryan brothers are married.