Shut up, hippie. If he’d just abused prescription painkillers like he was supposed to, he wouldn’t be in this mess. Life is all about choices....

Ok seriously, Josh smokes weed. Maybe not even anymore! Who knows. But no he can’t play.

my god, do your parents know you’re on the internet?

Charlie Strong should have been a little more specific when he told Jackson he was giving him a second chance after the first incident.

As the reporter rightly was getting at with his questioning, the “I’m only accountable to the people in my district” defense rings a bit hollow when Blum’s largest donors are from outside of his district. If he can be bought by parties outside his district, then he can answer questions asked by Iowans outside his…

what an unmusial occurrence...

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

I was pitching to my 3.5-year-old last night and he nailed one over the fence into the neighbor’s yard. He was so excited, jumping up and down and running around. Hurt like hell to hit him in the head with the next pitch.

How were his 2 home run trots this series different than any Ortiz took in the last 5 years of his career?

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

There is an official beer of the NFL and every NFL team. Fuck this guy.

I love all these “champions of the working man” cheering as people lose their jobs....

To be fair, waffles are the traditional one-month anniversary present.

I don’t think you know what a Gold Glove award is for.

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

It’s because disgust is easier than empathy and nuance, same reason why we have a brain-dead cheeto in the White House.

I just feel sad hearing this.

ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS:

I can’t believe that most of us agree with him.