Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Extra innings are how the poor people get good seats. Without extra innings my dear departed father would not have been close enough to hit Orlando Cepeda in the head with a hot dog bun. Imagine how history could have been changed if things had played out differently on that fateful night in 1964.

Still better than the ridiculous idea of starting a runner at 2nd base in extra innings.

I’ll bet your shows run longer than they used to.

The Barreled Ball classification?

And his tweet was classic after the game:

Not just any win, either-it all but assured a playoff spot

That’s the best broadcasting team in baseball (aka the Mets, not Phillies—how dare you!!!)

So you’re saying everyone should chill because eventually he’s going to come home?

There, he became a damn folk hero, winning the MVP award, becoming the first KBO player to join the 40-40 club

This is a perfect response! Stay safe!

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Magary wishes he had Bill Simmons money.

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

Dude, you’re commenting on The Funbag. Like 50% of the readers on here either wipe back to front, or use 50 squares of toilet paper, or stand while wiping, it’s a fucking madhouse.

60-day notification process for getting out of a lease early

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Back in the day the player took his hit, got back on the field, scored a touchdown, handed the ball to the ref, sat on the bench, started shaking, puked, drank a pint of Cutty Sark, forgot what he was doing, went home, beat his wife, and had a good long cry. None of this twerking, that’s for dang sure.