You’ve convinced me. Bread knives are the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I liked Grantland but I think the reason I miss it is the same reason I miss the pizza place I went to in high school. That place served incredible food at really affordable prices and everyone wondered how they did it.

But was it a sandwich?

ahem that’s Boner Bolton, now.

More like Bitchita State.

No. When players are getting tens of millions a year to play basketball, they should play every night unless they’re injured. That’s a reasonable expectation for a family spending $500 to see a game.

I feel like all of the names in this story are made up

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

Mostly White Russians.

But did she apologize for putting her feet on the Oval Office couch?

Who brags about taking a two and a half week vacation to a war zone to an actual veteran? Wrap yourself in the flag some more Curt and tell me which part of America is “real” America again.  

I don’t think that’s real fair because we have a lot of investigation that we want to do on him

I really hate that every part of those two sentences is likely true.

Jameis is still more qualified than Betsy DeVos. And has fewer sexual assault victims than trump.

They replaced them with ombudswomen. Quiet, complacent ombudswomen. 

“you think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?!”

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

Adler then doubled down on his remarks by saying he’s just “calling a spade a spade”

PK: “Have some respect for the business. Despicable of you. Now where was I.”

It’s about player safety. What if they infect the opposing team with cooties?