"With their new console already out, and with the company deciding against holding a big E3 press conference, there's seemingly little for Nintendo fans to get really excited about at this year's show."

I just had a flash of memory, and P. Jack is my vote.

That's what I think, too.

I could live the rest of my life without Zero Suit Samus. And I'll take Ridley over Dark Samus. JUST GET ANOTHER SAMUS CHARACTER IN THERE. TWO FOX CLONES BUT ONLY ONE METROID CHARACTER? FOOLISHNESS.

Yeah, I thought of that, but I can't think of a Tekken character I'd want in the game.

Aw, but why? :(

Krystal is a good call, as is giving Wolf his own moveset. I like Wolf as a character, but not as a fighter, so that would solve that issue for me.

• Ridley would be nice.

I'd sacrifice most things if it meant my family was provided for.

Why no mention of Mega Man X being released on Wii U? Y U NO MENTION, MIKE FAHEY?! Your Rolling Shield privileges have been revoked, sir.

Iwata is simply the best.

There's no point going in circles with a lost cause. You're still part of the problem, and you're more than eager to backpedal to try and squirm out of being transparently sexist—resulting in you being so stupefyingly obvious in your sexism that any sensible person reading this will have no problem knowing you for…

*watches you dig your own grave* Good diggin', I guess?

You just said some sexist stuff, and now you're backpedaling to make it seem like you just want to hear about games and game content (but not important social issues that exist within the industry itself, social issues that determine how the games you play are made, and by whom, and whether or not they were…

Already comin' out of the woodwork, aren't ya, fellas?

I'm not even sure where to start with dissecting just how backwards your response is.

Bigger Question: What would you be willing to pay for the XBOX One? If you'd pay anything at all.

• Survey Question One: N/A
  
  

So likely, then!

When is Kotaku going to get their shit together and give these Nintendo Direct announcements proper posts instead of throwing them into easy-to-miss blurbs? Are you guys apathetic to hits, or Nintendo, or both?