I logged in after a lengthy absence to star your comment and write this reply. 100% agree.

Pearl is the Yo-Landi Visser of Splatoon, and that is A-OKAY WITH ME.

This guy doesn’t have a social security number for Roy!

I went for the girl, because the girl looks way more badass.

This guy.

I’d rather have the whole team, but if they’re having trouble rendering Pokemon Trainer and Ice Climbers as it is, it’ll have to be Wonder Red by hisself. D:

Abridged? More like circumcised.

It is absolutely good enough to maintain its position all these years.

You know what's bad for your hardware business? Selling your software on other people's hardware.

Face. Plates.

You haven't understood the joy of Amiibos until you've taken eight of them into 8-Player Smash and had them duke it out. There's weird cockfighting appeal to it. It especially helps if you've named them, given them alt skins, customized their movesets, and fed them stat-altering equipment.

Elaborate?

I'd like to get away from the insane sideshow that is Gamergate and talk some about the original intent of The Zoe Post.

There's a sequence in The Vanishing of Ethan Carter that blew my mind. I'm not going to spoil it here, but for those of you who've also played it, it's the third bit.

Oh man. I got my Wii U on launch day. This is going to give my wallet PTSD.

Oh man, so much.

As I unpacked my Disney Infinity: Marvel Super Heroes toys and game for the first time, Seamus wandered over and grabbed Nova, running him about the room making little "whooshing" noises as I started the game. As I played through the introduction to the Spider-Man playset, he wandered over to the television, grabbed…

My 3DSXL developed a major crack in the hinge, so I was going to end up buying a new 3DS anyhow. Now I've got another way to justify it to myself! :D

One of my favorite little clues to what the game actually was is the loading icon you see in the lower-right corner. It's three circles arranged in a triangle—just like the circles in the middle of the Halo of the Sun, which is the seal of the Order, Silent Hill's local neighborhood watch cult. I'd be delighted to see…

Single. Motherfucking. Tear.