Parking brakes. I wonder why they’re called that? How do they work?

Inclinometers were stupid Japanese bling, we’re born with a sensor: It’s called a sense of balance.

Not finished Wildlands yet but it seems alright, surprised at the quality and quantity of the landscape. Yeah the idea of a cartel so overtly taking over an entire country is crude and I doubt that they’d send soldiers with a “Hayblow Ayspanyawl” level of Spanish but there’s sillier games out there.

So long wheelbase 4x4 diesel it sounds like to me, that leaf sprung Patrol in the picture at top would do pretty well, rust aside they were super durable, Shite off road but if, as some here are saying, it’s just graded forestry tracks then good enough.

Woah, you had Ford Prefects in USA? (Scrapyard pics)

The Australian author John Birmingham once said that there comes a time when a bloke has to get a “face facts” haircut.

There are more incompetent crims wandering around European countries than is generally publicised, (that effing stupid not thinking about how wide a hole was really needed is a case in point). Germany is no exception - just the opposite in fact, as the money attracts mouth breathers, although I’ve met some…

Heath Ledger? Heath Legend more like!

Ja, zhat is vy you are wrong und I am korrect. You should haff your buch on the aeroplane ride been reading!

I too have depended on Golfs as daily drivers. Gti preferably..

The Victory Column (“Siegesaule”) predates Hitler by quite a long time.

The Terrano/Maverick was actually a pretty decent off roader - IFS but apart from that a relatively narrow track, decent articulation, engine and gears.

Per-Zhoe is the closest I can render it. I “learnt” it in school but I’m better in Spanish than French.

Wow, here’s coincidence, I have very recently bought a Mk5 Gti just like the one in the picture. Only remapped to 250 bhp and slightly lowered. And RHD of course.

Not eerily accurate no, but it feels right apart from scale which is oddly off, so in the spirit rather than the letter as it were.

Not eerily accurate no, but it feels right apart from scale which is oddly off, so in the spirit rather than the…

Clucking hell! Looks like someone made a mistake mixing up the secret recipe.

“... it just kinda made me lose any will to keep playing...”

Can confirm geese are arseholes.

I feel duty bound to say that the LandRover 109" is sloooooow AF by modern standards. I did a lot of miles in Series L-Rs, happy memories, but trying to join fast moving traffic flow in that is terrifying.