He shouldm’t have been proactive?

Why not tell them to get fcuk off your property, never come back, learn some manners and then sell the car to someone else?

WTF are you on about?

I think you’ve got to win COTD. It’s the no thumbs bit - little details like that just make it.

I don’t know why why this one doesn’t have ALL THE STARS!

Oh I feel for the High Caste Hindu lady, You know if you’re in a foreign culture you can sometimes pick up bad information and it takes a while before you realise...

I want that car. Very much. Like that. ... Maybe with windscreen wipers.

Err what? Learn to drive with a professional driving instructor. End of. Simples.

But just so long as no cows it’s all OK. ;)

What a good puss cat!

But no cows were hurt, that’s the main thing. Is your GF a hindu?

And a huge steel chassis!

Only the centre diff is lockable. Sadly. And they haven’t made Series Land-Rovers in... well, fkn ages.

An Umlaut or an “e” after the letter, but not both I’m pretty sure. So Müller or Mueller but not Müeller, hopefully someone who’s German doesn’t suck can confirm or deny.

What? Do US Benz not come with parking lights and headlight level adjustment? VWs have those here.

And Benz does indeed have a whole range of working vehicles from a little van through to 18 wheelers and Unimogs all available with wipe clean, hose-outable interiors, the Sprinter is just the tip of the iceberg. And maybe a full size pick up would complete the range.

Benz make a whole range of proper industrial working vehicles of course, a lot of them - just think of the Sprinter. They have a long pedigree of making very well designed, hard as nails trucks. Every other German hippy traveller has one of those old 5 tonne panel vans that Will. Not. Die.

So you would be OK with your country having the same controls on machine guns as semi-autos? Because that’s what the logical conclusion of your pretending there’s no difference would be. Don’t.

Sadly Land-Rover is soon to stop making the Defender, so there’d be no competition.

As a Defender driver... I respect that! Well done Ford for buying that company. Now bring it to the UK and rub Land-Rover’s face in it.