Took my nephew and niece home via a McD’s drive thru, I ordered an Americano* because milk males me ill. Got to destination and had a bad night, in the morning when I chucked the dregs of my coffee I saw it had milk in it. Mystery solved.

Yeah but that clutch eh? Prepared me for a lifetime of Land-Rover ownership though.

‘70s-tastic!

Not very realistic, funny though.

By Land-Rover Defender standards it’s practically mint.

Very well Mr Orlove, despite your impugning the mighty, mighty XB Falcon we shall give you a pass this time because of the sheer rightness of all your other comments.

1st generation VW LT, just have to see the side profile and you know it’s true.

Seeing as Amazons and P1800s were based on the same running gear this should mean that it’s possible to make a P1800 with these mechanicals.

Well a smaller truck would be easier to transport juding by the way they’re squeezing that one in.

Heinz baked beans. You surely have them in America, I thought they ARE American.

What is this from?

Kind of surprised that the oil company doesn’t just use smaller, more utilitarian trucks for this kind of thing. I mean I guess there’s enough money in the industry to justify jumping through some burocratic hoops to get hold of some Isuzu D Maxs for example?

Yeah but that’s the bosses problem, at least you don’t wake up naked in a ditch.

And now all the hipsters are wearing them... *sigh*

As I remember it, it was India started the moustache fashion in Britain not vice versa. Brits found that the Indians just didn’t take them seriously without some magnificent facial furniture and the fashion spread back to Britain.

Indeed I should have mentioned trucks, especially as I worked as a trucker out of southern Spain for a bit.

This used to happen often to British Ex Pats and other foreign residents in southern Spain, the locals tended to blame it on North African gangs, but the Spaniards have reflexive dislike of Moroccans. Equally it could have been dodgy Lithuanians and/or Russians who seemed pretty light fingered.

Curses chaps, they’ve discovered our nefarious plan!

That roach should be in the back! Hillman Imps were rear engined. Call yourselves Jalopniks? Pah!

Yeah but jokes have to be somehow relevant to the conversation to be funny: “The problem of double parking in cities.” “Socialists are stupid!” See? Not very funny, just random.