So when is the number retirement ceremony in Lincoln? Will Tom Osborne be there to excuse his behavior?

What was she wearing? She probably wanted it.

Buh Bye you dickhead. He should have be in prison for his crimes at Nebraska but Old Tom Osborne put football first. I have no respect for Osborne at all.

If this asshole and her asshole lawyer can get tickets I hope two gay men can get tickets for the row in front of her an and makeout the entire time.

Wow! Did we wake up on the wrong side of the bed today? Nobody likes being lectured at. Are you being paid by some anti milk campaign? Much to your disappointment as a 50 year old man who enjoys milk I will keep drinking it until I leave this earth.

I didn’t know Chris Elliott went to Alabama.

When relationships are solely based on looks, they hardly ever work.

The ad in the English newspaper should have read, "Mr. Rupert Murdoch, father of Prudence, Elisabeth, Lachlan, James, Grace, Chloe, and horrible, biased, racist, scar tactic news.

I think Lindsay was just throwing her hat into the ring to get a cabinet post when Donald Chump becomes president.

From the moment Obama announced the executive order all I hear is people saying that this will make it harder for law abiding citizens to buy guns and the rape victim on CNN said it’s just another hoop to jump through. I don’t understand that rationale. The order puts the onus on the seller not the buyer. This is not…

Tonya, stop your bitching, Theresa from Real Housewives of New Joisey did her problem. You're no real Housewife.

Typical response from a man, wait Wendy Williams is a woman???

Her and I had a one night stand after an awards show, I'm the real father, not him.

Thank you for the kind words. I get it right every so often.

I’m giving him a break and saying that he was at the casino to fill out his application for doorman, get a jump on the competition. Go Johnny Has been.

I’m sure when Rocco doesn’t clean his room and Madonna yells at him he just says, “Mama, don’t preach, I’m just expressing my self. Stop yelling at me I’m here on holiday. You’re being a borderline schizo. You should thank your lucky star for a son like me. I’ll remember and cherish our time spent together, open your…

Is this how Chipotle is marketing their food now as a cleanse? Pretty clever!

I didn’t watch because once I saw that bad commercial with fucking Kimmel. God I hate him and his show or shall I say the nightly ABC/Disney infomercial. Whenever I see an ad for the show it's always talking about the bachelor. Fuck this guy and ABC/Disney/ESPN

The recipe will not be the same without the dash of Jeb tears from his losing presidential bid.

Kathy Griffin is nothing, I have seen Don lemon being a boob everyday on CNN.