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Dating advice from Damone. The lady will have the knockwurst and a Coke with no ice.

Good idea, the new administration already has the clowns, all that’s missing is the 3 rings.

Just tonight I was walking through Manhattan when I saw an image walking out of a hotel. It was an image of an older man all dressed in white surrounded by other ghouls. I froze in my tracks as the ghost got closer, then as it approached me I saw that it was just Donald trump in his Klan outfit.

Sounds like Eddie Murphy describing an NFL game to John Amos in "Coming to America".

I had a long distance relationship that started with an errant smoke signal, we danced like wolves along the fruited plains until the whore left me for a threesome with Lewis & Clark.