Parents relax, your children will not have their destiny picked by a shitty Chinese made t-shirt. As the kids get older they will find their strengths and interests. If your child wants to be an artist or an astronaut, just encourage them to be the best one they can be and enjoy their career. No one has ever become a…

Dennis Hopper was just listening to that play on an old transistor radio while drying out in Hickory.

Ok, songs for the mixed tape: Having My Baby- Paul Anka; Papa Don't Preach- Madonna.

Didn't I just read a long list of replies about old tampons being removed from women by doctors? Wait until they find an old iPuss wedged in some poor woman.

Is it live or is Tampax?

No matter what Old Navy put on that shirt people would be upset. Lets not let t-shirts our children's future. It's a t-shirt, not a binding contract.

I recognize him, he was at Nagano in 1998, won the gold for pocket pool.

Hollywood will now have a record number of male actors in drag for the female parts. Adam Sandler in a dress will still make more than Jennifer Lawrence.

Just so I get this right, no to hover boards, yes to child rape?

These three should go to Ohio State, they would be promoted to starters.

If Dominoes wasn’t bad enough, Mexican Dominoes! Better eat that while sitting of the toilet, save a step.

Fuck You Russell Crowe, what are you going to do, throw a phone at someone, ya douchebag.

It would have to be option B, the hind legs in the pants. I think the pants would keep falling off in option A.

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.

Whole Foods just announced a new workplace rule. No employee talking at all. They can record all they ant but nothing will be said.

Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays to you and yours.

“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" is my favorite holiday song. The line "Through the years we all will be together, if the Fates allow" always reminds me of my mom who passed away in 1999. In the 80's I used to look around the family and say someday someone won't be here and count my blessings. To this day when…

She then was fired for buying a lunch for a homeless kid for 1.70.

My 15 year old son just received 3 Vinyl LPs for Christmas. He loves vinyl shopping.