I still have a Taylor Dayne CD that as delivered to me for not getting the card back on time.

Santa baby, bring my son Rocco to me, through a decree

The true meaning of Christmas is to have a court ordered decree forcing your kids to spend the holidays with you. "Hey Rocco son, what would you like for Christmas more than anything?" "Emancipation Papers Mum."

Just another example of Rocco's modern life.

I don’t understand what the difference is between tossing the food and giving it to someone, either way the school district is out the money. I always like how people try to backtrack quickly when they realize they fucked up and look like jagoffs to the public eye.

My understanding is that Blevin does not think Black People should be allowed to vote. Hell give him enough time he might try to reinstate slavery. What a great fucking guy. Instead of coal, maybe Santa will bitch slap him into oblivion.

“If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." Would that philosopher be Neil Peart from Rush??? I crack myself up.

He's going to announce a November fight against Ronda Rousey

In our screwed up world, some Lexus dealership probably made some deal with these two dopes to have them be spokespersons. Nothing sells cars better than a woman with 15 pounds of makeup, 5 inch heels, and enough hair spray to melt the polar ice caps along with her caveman missing link husband who might just beat a…

If you somehow win, keep me in mind for a cabinet position.

Well thank you! It's nice to be awesome once in a while.

Lindsay Graham had only one percent, that's only one percent more than me and I never started a campaign.

I believe that Ticketmaster gives huge blocks of tickets to the third party sellers for a percentage of the overcharged tickets. I doubt you will see anyone turned away because of the credit card requirement.

I hate that festivals are allowed to sell tickets before the lineup is announced. I think that's BS.

I didn’t notice anything wrong with their chocolate bars because I'm not paying ten fucking dollars for a fucking chocolate bar!!!!

Honestly I have only seen protesters at the clinic near me and one other. I’m in the suburbs of Chicago and for all the times I’ve been in the city I cannot remember seeing protesters anywhere else. Maybe it’s more prevalent in the bible belt.

I really dig the song "Operator"

Survey Says!!! You're a fucking Moron!

I truly believe that Ticketmaster and the ticket services are in this together. I believe Ticketmaster gives huge blocks of tickets to the services in return for a percentage of the overpaid prices. It used to be Ticketmaster said the service tickets were just tickets that were bought by people than sold to the…

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