Not to be a creepy old guy but you have beautiful eyes.

I would take the money and buy A-HA's secret CD of released music that is in a bank vault Duluth Minnesota. I think it's $6.99.

Get In My Belly!!

The nuts by me are usually older people (retired), stay at home moms, and every so often a school bus full of bible beating Christians.

I totally agree with you.

There is a dude that comes by the clinic near me in a Smart Car with the license plate PRO-LIFE or PRO LIFR. I want to call the DMV to see if I can't those plates removed. I bet my ass if I wanted a pro choice plate I would be denied.

I'm not going to jail for one these assholes, plus killing one would make that person a saint. I'd rather rile them up and laugh.

I want to go out there and ask these dopes if they will adopt the kids that they save. You know they will stutter and say they can't but there are places for the kids, Blah,Blah, Blah Bullshit.

I know what you mean, I see them kneeling in the snow praying at an empty building. The clinic by me shares a parking lot with a car repair place. My neighbor takes his car to this place, He could go to another entrance to avoid the pro-lifers but he makes a point of pulling in the lot so it looks like he's going to…

Wait until he gets shot and killed by the police or an armed driver, then everyone will be saying how he was such a good boy, an honor student.

The clinic by me isn’t a PP but I drove near one a couple of months ago and the nuts were out there with the graphic photos on poles but the PP was on a side street so I couldn’t really see too much.

The NHL should invalidate the votes. Treat the internet vote like you would treat a teenage driver, if you're not responsible then we take the vote away. It sounds as if John Scott even has a team he would decline the offer as he should.

It’s sad that our politics and the “make a line in the sand" opinions that many people have is defining us globally.

One day at the clinic by me, I was waiting to turn and I shook my head at one of the weirdos and she ran after me shouting like a maniac. I laughed at her and went on my way.

There's a clinic about 2 minutes from my house and I shake my head t there's nutjobs out there at 6AM when the clinic is closed They pace on the sidewalk, hang baby clothes the trees, say rosaries while staring at an empty building. This morning the Knights of Columbus were out there with a banner, there's another…

Better lock this asshole up ASAP. You know eventually he will graduate to carrying a gun to get his next car and sadly one time it will cost someone their life. Where are his parents??

Why can't the government stay out of my bedroom. If I want to stick little beads up my....... Microbeads? Oh, nevermind...

I would purposely ruin her heated floor so she can sue me and while I'm the witness stand I see her uncross her legs..... Um, I'll be back in a few, I have to punch the clown as they say.

First cold day here in Chicago in about a month, its been in the 40s to 60s here, not Christmas weather.

A puncture in the floor of the shower you say? Like a puncture caused by an Ice pick???