This is how I picture my Chicago Craigslist missed connections listing. Not to nitpick but the woman on the Crystal Fire cover has man feet.

So there's still hope for this masterpiece?

Sadly I agree, there doesn’t seem to be an end to creepy behavior.

She was just keeping abreast of the traffic situation.

I’m all for this, it sounds like a great device. Now if we can only start teaching college age boys to stop acting like complete dickholes. I know that’s asking a lot but I can hope.

I love the photo, Jenny all decked out in her Cubs gear. Another Cub bandwagon jumper. Jenny and Harvey Wallbanger can go back to LA whenever. I'm sure the Chicago winter will be too much for her, the hawk wind will whistle as it passes through her ears.

Well thank you!

I love the elderly women, years ago in a McDonalds, the senior citizens gather to play bingo, while in line I struck up a conversation with two sweet ladies, as I was leaving with my food one of the ladies pinched my ass. I still smile about it. too funny.

It should be a picture of king asshole Charlie Sheen.

I'm an old guy so I don't know much about Spencer Pratt, but the few times I have seen him on TV I can see he is one of the biggest douches I have ever seen. This jagoff was on TV like 15 years ago for a cup of coffee and he acts like he owns Hollywood. Did I say douchebag.

Forensic psychiatrist John Bradford invents the term “mild pedophilia”. I have a term for him, “Corrupt quack”. How can any doctor actually sit there and say shit like that? He should lose his license. Whenever I hear shit like this I wish I was a judge and say why don’t you let Fogle watch your kids for a month if…

Slightly pregnant.

Buh Bye Asshole!

It amazes me when you hear stories about Oscar winning films get passed over by every studio for years before finally being made and having great success but movies like Zoolander are being fought over to be made. I guess money talks.

I'm such a lame dad that I just want to see NFL players toss the ball to the ref, high five a couple of guys and get off the field for the extra point. If these clowns want to dance, go on Dancing with the Stars.

“You" by The Who, "The One I Love", R.E.M., "The I 95 Asshole song" different artists.

Amazeballs???? Stop with that!!!!

Wow, I can't wait, more shitty car chases. They will milk this until the actors are senior citizens, then it can be the Slow and the Confused, takes place in Florida and all the characters drive Crown Victorias with a turn signal on.

Jerry Jones is looking to see if he can play football.

So far every policy he has mentioned as ben foreign to me.