His grasp of graft is expert though.

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

Every time I read a troll comment like you, I’m reminded of a bit of Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash.

I just use the three seashells.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Hi, this is my good dog. That is all.

I don’t even read comment sections and yet the suggestion of “DON’T BUY A CAR” on a car website was so dire that I found myself summoned as if by a brace of wizards.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

I like the SEALS that weren’t killed. Sad.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

See you tomorrow.

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.