They have amber alerts for kids and silver alerts for seniors who go missing. Maybe we can implement some kind of Rust Alert when David ditches his chaperones.

Are we ready to declare Kelly Oubre Jr. officially “Not butt”? At the start of the season there was insufficient information.

Is there a Pulitzer Prize for illustration? The image at the top of this article is perfection.

The jury may still be out on whether Kelly Oubre Jr is butt or not, but wow Boogie would be a great addition to the Wiz.

How good are the pro e-sport teams compared to my drunk college buddies playing Madden and Goldeneye? Is the skill gap comparable to high school kids vs. the Patriots?

So four more years of Ernie Grunfeld?

You mention “women and their allies”---are men welcome to march? My girlfriend and her friends are going and I can’t decide if it’s appropriate to join or support them from the sidelines.

As a 5th grader I stole about a hundred dollars from the cash drawer/deposit envelope of my parents’ small business to buy football cards. Not cool.  

Sure, sure, facts are nice. But doesn’t Cruze just sound like it was made in Mexico?

Pademelons might be Australia’s best kept secret. Love those little guys.

That same theory makes it hard to argue against Indiana Jones. The greatness of Raiders more than makes up for Crystal Skulls, no?

So a month into the Trump transition, is there a single appointment or act from the President-elect that has not served to confirm your fears about the likely disaster a Trump presidency portends?

Isn’t Donald Trump the single best endorsement for super-delegates? If the GOP had super-delegates, they’d probably be looking at a 5-point Kasich or Bush lead with a great chance of controlling congress.

Drew--is it okay if I get your book out of the library rather than buy it? You’ll miss out on the fat royalties but I promise to read it in public places.

Have you not seen enough of Kelly Oubre Jr to declare him Butt yet? He’s certainly not good as hell.

Atlee Hammaker is a good name.

Off to re-watch his Buffalo Applebees video with Kenny Mayne (possibly the last great Bills highlight on ESPN)