Sounds like they went with Jeff Bergman over Eric Bauza for Bugs here. The man just sounds totally exhausted, I’m sorry to say, like he’s hungover in a rabbit costume doing a child’s birthday party.

Judging from those sleazy texts in Making a Murderer, it’s actually not that hard to get unprecedented access to District Attorney Ken Kratz. Hey-YOOOOOOOOO! Up top!✋

This is the most unimportant comment I’ve ever written (maybe), but I forgave Chipotle almost immediately. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

This sucks. I am sad. This was the only good social media.

I guess, keep your eyes on the remaining, as-yet-unaccused, newsmen from this list, circa-2009 era Gawker.

This sounds like a great routine, tbh.

I wish I could “star” this article a second time.

I have always wondered if I should go back and check out FX’s Golden Globe award-winning police drama “Da Shee-uwd.”(This was a fun post to read, also. Thank you.)

I just wanna thank you for taking the time to expertly paint that dystopian portrait of modern military life. (Your main point is duly noted too!)

Pink Skull is correct here. If the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan had been waged by conscripted troops instead of ROTC kids and outright mercs, the War on Terror would be over by now. There’d be like a Weather Underground-esque wing of Anonymous under FBI and DHS investigation. Mass protests in D.C. on the reg. Etc.

Spirit Tracks is great. I am LIVID right now.

This was great. I’m glad you wrote this. I wish I had something more to add, other than: I like imagining all the posts on the Concourse as monologues people are delivering while on line for expensive baseball stadium concessions, hot dog sweat in the air, stale beer and weird human smells emanating from the concrete…

In terms of suspense, this Jon Lovitz reveal was like a horror movie (or, at the very least, some uncomfortable UK-style cringe comedy.)

It’s sadly not officially confirmed, but the photos make this Sullustan look like he’s aged the way Nunb might, so that’s promising. Also, fashion-wise, he’s copping Nien Nunb’s signature-style.

I love Nien Nunb so god-damned much. He’s going to be in the The Force Awakens too, according to some smuggled on-set photos.

I can heartily endorse that DevaCurl Frizz-Free Volumizing Foam. An ex-girlfriend’s roommate had some in their shared bathroom and I used it one day (without asking—but it was an emergency!!!). I’ve bought it off-and-on since and it’s pretty great.

Between this and "Partition" by Beyoncé, it has never been a better time to be a teenager going to prom.

It is a fun thought experiment to imagine how certain late-period Woody Allen scripts would play with a cast of D-list celebrities and no budget.